Some Treats for Horror Christmas!

Another quality post brought to you by Steve!

Ho ho ho!  Merry Horror Christmas, everybody!  It has been a wild and genre-defying year for me, but never fear, my little droogies.  When it comes to chills and thrills I've always got you covered.

Those of you who love your audiobooks may have noticed a distinct lack of incompetent, smartass zombies in your aural canals recently.  And you'd be right!  The Voiceover Arts Award-nominated BRAINEATER JONES audiobook has been out of print for the last eight months or so.

But, like some sort of human corpse which has been resurrected from the dead for some reason (perhaps they'll come up with a name for that some day), BRAINEATER is back, baby!  And I have 25 free copies to give away.  

And what's that?  It was even narrated by Steve Rimpici, the star of "CarousHELL" and "CarousHELL 2?"  Where do I sign up, am I right?  Well, wherever.  Just get in touch with me.  Reach out by e-mail, Twitter DM, Facebook PM, or even just leave a comment below and I'll get you a free Audible code.  (Oh, I also need to know whether you're in the US or UK.)

"But wait," you're doubtlessly saying, "what if I've already heard and or/bought the BRAINEATER JONES audiobook?"

Well, then, you, my friend, are in luck.  Same deal applies for my other two audiobooks, THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, narrated by the incomparable Jennifer Fournier, and BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS, also nominated by Rimpici.  Just reach out for a hot spook injection in your ear!

"And what if I've already listened to all of those?" some of you are now, no doubt, breathlessly asking.  Well, in that case, tough shit, I guess.

Happy Horror Christmas, everybody!