Google Search: What do I...

Hey everyone! Mary here with another entry into our Google Search recurring segment! Like seemingly everyone else, my brain has been on the fritz for a spell now. Just this weird fatigue and inability to think up basic solutions sometimes. Maybe that's why I just couldn't for the life of me figure out something clever to search for. I literally just sat there staring at that Google page, wondering what I could enter that would produce entertaining (or even just mildly interesting) results, and white noise filled my head. Pandemic brain, you're a real pain.

In despair, I started to just type in "What do I google" and stuff popped up after the "I", so... why not, let's run with it:

What do I want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas... Is uuuuuuu...niversal vaccinations so we can get out of this never-ending plague. Or near universal - whatever is close enough to make this stinkin' 'rona go away. Considering Christmas is over 9 months away, hey, that's a possibility I guess? Stay positive?

What do I want to eat

Yeah that's a good question... something about being stuck at home makes eating feel like an obligation. Like you've just got to fuel up every so often whether you feel like or not. I'm starting to get why techbros dump gross-looking rebranded Slimfast shakes down their throats.

What do I need to get a passport

...for? Apparently, NOTHING. Cuz we can't go anywhere!!! *wails*

What do I want for dinner

Can my body just figure out photosynthesis so I don't have to bother with this question every day? Or with the dishes... dammit I know it's been nearly a year, but I still can't figure out where all these dishes are coming from...

What do I need to open a bank account

Money, I guess.

What do investment bankers do

Gamble with other peoples' money and take a cut for their troubles, whether said other people win big or lose everything. Something like that. I dunno, watch The Big Short.

Ok so the above isn't some of my better blogging. Like I said, my brain is on the fritz.