Back Jacket Hack-Job - Bird Box

I’m back with another Back Jacket Hack-Job. You know - the posts where we write up a bad back cover copy for a book. Hope you enjoy my latest hack at a book I recently read. I haven’t seen the Netflix version yet, but I hope to get to it eventually. Check it out if you haven’t already!

~ Carrie


BIRD BOX by Josh Malerman

Close your eyes.

I said, close your eyes.

Seriously, keep your eyes closed.

Last warning. CLOSE YOUR EYES!

What the hell? All you had to do was keep your eyes closed, but you just couldn’t do it. Now there’s no point of you buying this book. I hope reading this was worth it because it’s the last thing you will ever see.