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Thursday, February 10, 2022

Google Search: Where Is Boba Fett?

Christian here ready to bring you another gem of a post for ATB Writers. I was told to do my first ever google search post. A time-old tradition here at ATB where we google search a topic of choice and then blog about the results. 


Seeing as to how this post is due to come out the day after the end of the Book of Boba Fett, and the fact that I watch the show online with fellow writers Mary, Karissa, and Victor, I figured, why not have a bit of fun and answer these questions to the best of my ability as the group’s resident entertainment journalist who gets the scoop on things sometimes.


So here I am to answer the question we’ve all been dying to know regarding Where is Boba Fett:



Where is Boba Fett in The Timeline? 

Somewhere between A Long Time Ago and A Galaxy Far Far Away. 


Where is Boba Fett Filmed?

Tatooine, New Mexico, given that it’s Robert Rodriguez directing. The Latin guitar and biker gang was the dead giveaway. If not, then definitely, Texas, or wherever a sleeping Danny Trejo lay before his next Robert Rodriguez movie cameo.


Where is Boba Fett Actor From?

New Zealand? I believe given Temeura’s accent? I like to pretend Boba spent his youth working for a different evil one, claiming bounties for Sauron, on the isles of Hobbits and Kings.


Where is Boba Fett in The Force Awakens?

Force asleep, apparently. He’s no Chirrut. No ‘One with the force and the force is with me,’ over here. If force sensitivity was a thing -- Boba would be insensitive.


Where is Boba Fett’s Ship?

Filing paperwork to change its name from Slave One. Look, if the Millenium Falcon can get an unwarranted personality origins story in Solo, the ‘Firespray’ formerly known as Slave One, can get its own personality redemption story in The Book of Boba Fett. 


Where is Boba Fett Going?

Off to the side to passively stand there and do anything else besides take part in his own story. Like the original trilogy, he's been standing there with barely any lines. But just when you forget about him and things come blasting? Pew, Pew, Pew.


Where is Boba Fett Now?

Asking the republic if Rancor King can indeed be considered a legitimate profession.


Where is Boba Fett Streaming?

On his Jetpack. Up in the air.


Where is Boba Fett Set?

Tatooine. Before Star Wars Episode 12: The Search For More Money (The Spaceballs Edition). 



Well, that was fun! That said, I think buzzwords and hype for a story really generate a lot of fun related questions regarding an intellectual property, and if you can get people asking things like, ‘Where is Boba Fett?”, “What If Marvel…”, or “What's going on in WandaVision?” – you can generate a lot of organic search traffic. Including, for your story *hint hint*.


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